Kiss My Tukas

Not to stereotype here, but the Turkish are not known for subtlety. So I strongly suggest turning down the volume on your PC before visiting this site, home of "The Taste Wizard for Every Meal":

http://tukas.com.tr/

There seem to be four voices during this relentless 2-minute song loop:

1. The aggressive male lead who sings the chorus like Topol on steroids
2. The comical, high-pitched whiny man during the bridge
3. The comical old man from Benny Hill providing verses
4. The comical sound of a woman being strangled

Does this make you hungry for roasted red peppers? Paprika?

I have noticed a tendency for restaurants and food sites to use the annoying autoplay technique more than other industries, and within that field, condiments are the biggest offenders, followed by tomato products and olives.


I recognize tomatoes here too. And paprika obviously. No idea what the others are but I hope they are very loud.